Inspired by Valentines romance, evolutionary biologist and author of Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation: The Definitive Guide to the Evolutionary Biology of Sex, Olivia Judson, reported in a New York Times Opinion A Tyrannical Romance about how dinosaurs mated. This is particularly interesting to anyone who is curious about specialized phallis, such are happy customers of Zoofur.com. Did rapters have penises? Or did they mate with a cloacal kiss as the pigeons I saw this morning?

The question of penis design is an interesting one. Judson says… “the penis is another important indicator of the mating system. In species where females usually mate with a single male during a breeding episode, penises tend to be small and uninteresting. In those where females mate with several males (whether by choice or by force), penises are typically larger, and come with fancy decorations such as grooves, nobbles, and spikes. Second, the question of the dinosaur penis provides an exercise in evolutionary inference.”

Fantasy and curiosity about these extinct species has generated fetish such as this dino porn clip staring Tyrannosaurus Sex. (Watch out for the Nickelonian jiz at the end!) If one wanted to purchase a sex toy for this play from Good Vibrations, they might pick the green Rippler. Note that the dildo also comes in purple. Barney anyone? Or maybe that’s a different video.

Back to scientific matters, the latest news is that dinosaurs, like many other species, had sex while young… aka Teen Sex. Wrong but true, many mammals get it on at the highest peek of growth and developement, including humans… despite our parent’s best intentions.

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