As January 1st approaches, some of us start to collect our goals for the next year. From “get in shape” and “start a savings account” to “cook more often” and “spend more time with friends”… we start a list of things we want for a healthier and happier lifestyle.

This year, I realized that I can start early – what a revelation. I mean, what better way to actually DO all the things we dream of doing, than to get a jump start on our plans? Then when the new year comes, you’ve already incorporated it into your life.

Some blogs from yesteryear speak to a lot of great resolutions. (Such as learning to love our hair, our buttholes, our bodies, etc…) And knowing that they don’t do any good sitting there lost in the archives, wanted to share them with you.

1. Last Night I Took It Off - Overcome your shyness

2. Like Great Sex/Pussyjuice in my hair - Do a good dead (whether it’s volunteering, or helping your partner give you head.)

3. A Masturbation Story - Find yourself

4. Too Tired for Sex - Put some TLC into your relationship(s)

5. Porn Potlucks are All the Rage - Reconnect with Friends

6. Animal Planet Gone Wrong - Love your hairy asshole

7. Travel Tips - Go traveling. (With your sex toys.)

8. Still Seeing Spots - Love your bum.

9. Where Should We Put Them? - Organize your sex toys.

10. Something to Be Proud Of - Help your friends.



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  1. Red on December 27, 2007 1:25 am

    Is it just a coincidence that bum-lovin’ is mentioned twice? :)

  2. Kuono on December 27, 2007 1:34 pm

    I think that bums need the extra lovin’! We don’t give them nearly as much credit as they deserve. : )

  3. Diana on December 30, 2007 10:35 am

    Well, I’d say that my New Year’s Resolution is to try to find a good strip club where I could work as a dancer next year!

    On that note, I’m looking for good strip clubs in the Bay Area, which is where I now live. I’m not very familiar with the Bay Area strip clubs and was wondering if you could direct me to some good, more woman-friendly ones!

  4. Kuono on December 31, 2007 3:15 pm

    I LOVE the Lusty Lady. They are a co-op and I have many a wonderful, empowered, sexy lady friend who dances at the Lusty.

    http://www.lustyladysf.com/index.html

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