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Or, The Difference Between Anal Plugs, and Anal Dildos.
The other day, my ass decided to eat a glass plug.
Gulp…
This is still a company blog so I’ll spare some detail, however the educational value of this lesson should not go unheard. SESAs (Sex Educator Sales Associates) are trained that anal toys should always have a flared base. But how flared is flared?
This is the plug (the cute pink one on the right, to be exact). We don’t sell this particular toy at GV, but we do have similar shapes, like the slightly thicker Ariel. (See below for image.) Handblown plugs are beautiful, heavy, and so smooth. And when used correctly, the toy is absolutely the best. I’ve gotten plenty of great uses in my solo enjoyment. LOVE em.
What’s the difference between an anal plug and an anal dildo? The dildo is meant for pushing and pulling, whereas the plug is a pretty stationary enhancer. And if you’re pushing, you might want to have a base big enough to keep the toy from falling in. Hence, my dilemma.
What happened:
My partner was pushing on the clear flared base and suddenly *slurp* the glass was on the other side.
Many things come to your mind when this kind of thing happens. Here’s what was going through mine, in no particular order:
* How could it have gone inside? It has a flared base!
* I really hope I don’t have to go to the emergency room… Boo.
* Wow I AM a size queen. I should buy a larger plug for next time.
* Good thing that plug wasn’t a battery-operated toy. (Those are dangerous to loose inside oneself, as the motor buzzes the little toy up and up and up…)
* That scene in Belladonna’s Fucking Girls Again where Melissa Lauren shows Bella the trick where she shoots 5 golf balls out of her ass into Bella’s mouth. In the film, the last one gets lost, and the missing footage is Bella inserting her hand into Melissa’s ass to retrieve the last lost ball.
Porn to the rescue… If Melissa Lauren can do it, so can I. (Well, let’s just pretend…) I relaxed, pushed my fingers deep inside and found the plug turned on it’s side (like a breeched baby). I hooked a finger around the neck of the plug, engaged my lower muscles (think pooping) and out it slipped. …Phew!
What has this lesson taught me?
Let plugs be plugs. They’re perfect just the way they are. If you want penetrative action, get a dildo cause it’s meant for that. Look at the dimensions of the flared base, and size accordingly. There’s a couple of great moments in Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Anal Sex, which shows the actors working up to larger sizes using a variety of plugs, dildos, as well as fingers and penises.
Back in the saddle,
Kuono
