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For me, finding a pron star that meets my apparently very high standards is very tough work. I want a girl with real enthusiasm and personality, dark hair, tats, light to medium skin, naturally curvy but still slender (she’s gotta have some meat on her bones), and for heaven’s sake, REAL BREASTS! That’s a tall order to fill. I’ve found some who look good yet have no personalities what so ever, both on and off the camera. Man, what a turnoff! This girl is getting boat loads of cash (at least I hope that she is due to all the strenuous activity they engage in) to have sex on camera. For many, I think that this would be a dream come true. Yet, it seems like most porn starlets look so unhappy or bored during most of their scenes. I want to see a girl enjoying herself, having a good time, and look like she’s genuinely glad to be doing her job.
Finally, I have found a girl who I meets my standards. Hooray! Everything little specification I could have for a porn star, she has. It’s as if I dreamed her to life. I ferociously began collecting her work. Much to my dismiss, all of my resources ran dry after a short while. After a little research, I come across the startling news that this beautiful creature who seems to really enjoy having sex on screen has decided to retire. NOOOOOO! What a cruel fate the porn gods have handed me. “Yes, we will grant you this beautiful young woman to feast you eyes upon. However, she will only make a couple of handfuls of movies and then retire to some foreign land where you will never see her again! Hahahahaha!” Oh how the gods mock me, and my wicked ways. I guess I missed that ban wagon.
I have managed to gather most of the titles she participated in. While I can’t say much for most of the girls in the movies, all of her scenes are fun, and she always looks happy. Yay! But, she will not be making any more films. I could probably watch each scene 100 times and see or hear something new each time, and I want to see this girl in more and more action. If I could find her (I have managed to dig up some of her old modeling work which was equally as nice as her porn work), I would beg & plead & petition her to come back. “Please make the porn world a bright and happy place that it was when you were there! You made every aspect of the movies you were in so much more enjoyable! Please! Please! Please!”
I guess if I were an optimist I would say “Well, at least I’ve found a few scenes from someone who met my specifications.” Well, dammit, I’m not! So I beg you miss porn starlet come back and brighten up my porn world!!!
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PLEASE tell us… who IS this retired starlet?
The star would be… Texas Presely . She is featured in Rob Rotten’s “Scurvy Girls Vol. 1″. Most of the titles she has been in have been very lacking with the exception of all of her scenes, of course!
Preach!! I’m sick of seeing more ribs than ass, more make-up than lube and dark camera shots where there obviously needs to be some light! I like my women au naturale! I love a nice phat ass, nice full breasts, brunette, nice athletic/thick thighs & emotion, plese God have emotion! lol I’ve found that I like the more realistic, hey nice to meet cha, wanna have sex? type of porn. Who knows if it’s fake or not but the sweat & muscles & damp hair seem to work for me. I hate dubbed over sound! Is it me or do you notice this too? The sound doesn’t match the scene, or you notice the same shot about 5 minutes later, I mean what tha hell is that! Gt some endurance why don’t cha, lol Sad 2 say I don’t have a favorite porn star, yet I have a favorite star of my dreams, oh yea!