What if all the sex-positive people just left? What if we all picked up and moved to a pretty green spot somewhere, a la Atlas Shrugged? What if, what if instead of being a selfish bitch lookin’ for money, Dagny was a sweet girl on a mission to have great sex? And John Galt was really a Carol Queen, reigning over the sex workers and educators, cool aunts and gay best friends, who were all sick and tired of being abused by a hypocritical government that said “No sex other than married sex!” and then fucked a few guys up the ass on their lunchbreak? What then?