Who puts commercials before movies?! And why don’t they let me write them?
Before 28 Weeks Later (which I loved), there was some dumb energy drink commercial (for Vault) where this guy leaves his girlfriend on the beach while he goes to the bar to get her a drink. In the five seconds he’s at […]

A Sex Blog article for the Good Vibrations Online Magazine was just posted… here’s a teaser:
Technology loves to fuck. From photography and motion pictures to web cams and video-on-demand, the world of technology has ridden, dutifully, on the backs of the sex industry. To keep up with it all, there’s the sex blogs.
Read more: http://magazine.goodvibes.com/2007/05/16/blogging-for-sex/
There […]

Just now my computer, which is SO polite, sent me a little message:
“Hi. This is the qmail-send program.
I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.”
All computer talk here will be italicized so you can read it. This seems […]

I used to wonder “How could we ever choose one day to honor all the sexual perverts, deviants, homosexuals, lesbians, pagans, feminists, and abortionists? What day would we choose?” and I would sit and ponder and my head would hurt. And then Jerry Falwell died, and ta DAH! There it is. May 15th. Celebrate […]

(Ready for some TMI? Here we go.)
The first few times I masturbated I thought I was broken. I thought my body didn’t work like it was supposed to, and that there was no hope for relieving the built up tension created by David Bowie in Labrynth. Ohmygod, you don’t even know how much […]