The MySpace message I sent to a hot girl on December 8, 2005:
Subject: Have I met you before?
Body: if not, I think I would like to.
She responded with “I don’t think so, but maybe soon.” and then, “Um, yeah, can we arrange that somehow? I think I would like to, also.”
And then (this is the […]
Apr
22
mysexing.
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Apr
21
Stop or I’ll shoot
Category: Judah Maccabee |
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Have you ever been at a photo shoot? They’re not the most exciting way to spend your day. Back when I used to work for big home decoration retailers, I got to go to photo shoots - long, boring days when the art director would spend too much time moving the rug here, no here, […]
Apr
19
Travel Tips
Category: Villanelle |
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Oh the places we’ll go…
I just got back from holiday and, I must say, I have learned to be the best packer in the world. Despite the lies weather.com told me about the conditions of the places I was visiting, I managed to have everything I needed on this trip and more. But one thing […]
Apr
19
This is the fourth and final article from Sex & Parenting featured writer, Rachel Sarah. To read Rachel’s previous articles, go to the archives!
Although my five-year-old daughter and I now have separate bedrooms—after four years of sleeping together—I don’t exactly have privacy. My “bedroom” is half the living room. There is no door. It can […]
Apr
17
hardcore plugged in.
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Language Suggestion of the Week: Yeast infections and athlete’s foot are both candida infections which affect different parts of the body. “Yeast infection” sounds nasty and cottage-cheesy. “Athlete’s foot” sounds tough and itchy. I move that we start calling vaginal candida infections “Athlete’s Vagina”. Much better, no? And the commercials for Athlete’s Vagina would feature […]



