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Dude. I had the best dream last night:
I was in a locker room during Cheerleader Training Camp.
All the girls were in Cheerleader outfits, but most had no underwear on. They were watching an instructional video, and most were doing what the video told them.
I watched as almost all of the girls positioned themselves in a big mess of 69′ing skirts and legs and mouths and pompoms. Ohmygod I was in heaven. I thought “Holy Shit! I have to put this on YouTube!” Some of the girls questioned what eating pussy had to do with being a cheerleader, but they were quickly shut up by the thrust of their parnter’s impatient hips. And of course, being a dream of mine, all the girls had really long tonues and open-wide mouths.
And then, twenty minutes ago, as I waddled into the kitchen to get some coffee, the dream hit me. I smiled. I do love being such a frat boy.
Off to shower and get ready for another sextoy sellin’ day.
Never question the instructional video!
jameson.
