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My tit totally caught me off guard in the shower the other day. I was soapin’ up, and all of a sudden: "oh, well, hello." Not that I forgot I had boobs, but they get ignored sometimes, regretfully. When I am reminded of their presence (usually around the time of the month where everything is more sensitive and aware), I remember how much I love those girls. Like good old friends, but with milk glands inside.
One of the great and tragic things about breasts is that no two (or two sets) are alike. Great because variety keeps you alive and well, and tragic because predictability helps you know what the hell to do. Once I discoverd how I like my boobs to be treated, I started doing what I liked to other women. This did not go over well. "ouch. Ouch. Jameson! I said Ouch! Stoppit!" (insert my face: mouth sad and open, confused; frustrated.) Assuming that what works on one tit will work on another is never a good idea.
Some nipples like softness: a warm mouth (or gently gliding pussy or cock-head). Some nipples can’t even feel your touch unless you bite or suck or scrape or slap. Many chests are extra sensitive at the crease right beneath the breast. Many is not all, however, and many might just be many of the ones I’ve kissed. Your many might be different.
So then what do you do?! How do you handle a boob? The same way you handle other body parts and sex acts: Ask questions and take cues. "You like that?" or "Tell me when to stop" as you bite or suck or lick, showing your partner that you want their feedback. Try a range of sensation. Just because teeth almost breaking skin gets one body off doesn’t mean it will work on anyone else. Experiment with light nibbles or cool air on wet nipples. Try clips or clamps, or a feather, or a massage candle. Try grabbing as much boob as you can with your hand and massaging with your fingers. Try a tiny vibrator or pump or pinwheel. Mix it up until (and even after) you find what works best for you and your partner.
What if your partner doesn’t want chest attention (it’s that time of the month; he is pre-operative; she has a tittypimple; you’re drunk and get too boobaggressive when you drink)? Then don’t go there! Let your partner know how much you love their body, and you will love their body where ever you want them to. Tits are complicated. Gender roles and choices and presentation and sexuality and worthiness and un/wanted attention and babyfood and back problems and bra pain and so much more, all affected by nipples and boobfat.
Thus, getting ready to pounce on your partner’s pillows without talking about or testing out what they like might not be the best idea. I remember being so intimidated the first time I slept with a girl who had bigger knockers than I did. I was so lost, I didn’t know where to put them or how to treat them or what to do at all. So I ignored them. Needless to say, my avoidance didn’t really set a great tone for the rest of the sex. Now I try to be more vocal and perceptive. If a lover pushes any part of your body away while you’re attached to their nip, let up a little. If ze grabs your hair and forces your face into hir bosom, chow down.
And dear lord, if you’re with someone who has cleavage built for tittyfucking, don’t hesitate to ask (with your body or with your words). Lube the puppies up and go. Hot hot hot.
That’s all my titadvice for now, folks.
Happily rockin’ the c-cup,
jameson.
