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45 minutes after ordering Angelina, she arrived in her shiny new package which I plopped upon my desk just to remind me that sometimes its ok to buy a gift for myself!

There was something fabulous about the fact that it came wrapped like a present. Walking to my car after work, I got great pleasure knowing that as strangers looked down at the prim bowed gift in my hands that they had no clue at the huge pink sex toy hiding inside.

Inside the box was both Angelina and a cute little pouch to keep her in. The pouch seems a bit small for the shape and little pieces of string seemed to stick to her when I placed her inside so I decided to use the pouch for tarot cards instead. I liked the added bonus though!

The shape of Angelina amused me immediately. I’m not sure that you can grasp how the thickness of it from its photographs. Placed with its handle facing down it almost looks like a small high heel shoe. The curves, designed to reach all of the most sensitive points inside of the vagina, give it that shape. While many insertion sex toys have a decidedly male shape, Angelina is definitely all woman! (Hmmm shoes, women, vulva fitting toy looks like shoe…wonder if there’s a connection…sorry…digression!)

There were a few issues that I had with Angelina. First, she’s made of two halves fused together rather than one solid piece of silicone. She’s durable and well put together, but the manufacturing process leaves a seam between the two halves that I really hate. When I’m lubing up something smooth and soft, I really don’t want to feel edges. I’ve spent a few weeks with her seeing if it’s a feature that I can get over, its not, I think I actually hate it slightly more than I did the first day.

The handle also makes it awkward for oral sex or using a clitoral toy along side it. Something about the placement isn’t quite right. The bumps on it that are meant to press against the clitoris are placed well, but the handle seems more in the way than not. I have a hard time grasping it on my own for thrusting and for partners it gets in the way of tongue action. I did have some ideas on how it can be useful though, I’ll get to that later!

Ok…so I think I’ve made my point on the negatives. Angelina isn’t perfect, just like any interesting woman she’s got some flaws, but fuck…she is damn good in bed despite it.

Angelina has curves that hit all the right spots. As soon as she slips inside you can feel her pressure pressing gently against your gspot and cervix while also creating that feeling of fullness that usually requires either several fingers or a fist to achieve. Despite being able to create this amazing sense of fullness, when you remove her, it doesn’t really feel stretched much, unlike I find one can feel after a good fisting.

Angelina is definitely a lover of penetration, either through thrusting or sitting her inside and just enjoying her fullness. Slipping a bullet vibe into her handle can give an extra clitoral kick but I found that it wasn’t quite enough for me, so instead I opted to work my magic wand into the picture. At first, I found that Angelina didn’t want to stay put but with a little bit of creative bondage using an old snap on harness through her handle she stayed put nicely. Hmmm wonder whether one could walk with it inside like that. I guess that’s an adventure Angelina will have on another day.