In the ten minutes before I head off to bed (and while the cast and crew are still out at the Lex), I give you the thoughts that ran through my head at the Roxie, while watching the premire of In Search of the Wild Kingdom, Pink and White’s newest, funniest porn.

…Damn.  Porn on the big screen brings out some fine, fine ladies.

…I wonder how many of the people in this room have worked for Good Vibrations? Maybe a third?

…Sweet.  The first scene stars a girl who got some meat on her bones.  And a bunch of tattoos. Fucking a supercute coworker.  

…And a Hitachi! Yesssss!

…Wondering how many lesbians actually use condoms on their toys and fingers as much as the dykes in the movie.

…More coworkers, and former coworkers.  I guess a plus side is that we get some adorable people working here at Good Vibrations.  Absolutely adorable.  

…Dylan slaps. Out of nowhere.  That’s some real fucking.

…Rozen tries to suffocate Dylan with vigorous face-riding.  Again: real fucking.

…Hm. Back in the day, you could only watch porns in theaters, and the patrons were mostly male.  Here I am, sitting in a room full of women, watching porn.  This is revolutionary, except for the following fact:  if any person in this room decided to masturbate while watching the porn, others would see the self-pleasuring as completely inappropriate, although masturbating was expected at the less revolutionary and more run of the mill porn big screen viewings.  Will women ever come together in a room with porn as the main attraction?

..In my opinion, the chemistry in the last scene sets the screen on fire.  Hot. Damn. I started giggling when the fuckee started slapping the fucker in pleasure/excitement/release.  It was funny, and so genuine.  You don’t plan that shit; you do it, and you have no idea where it came from.  You just start slapping, arms, thighs, anywhere "ohmygod" will fall.

Overall, I was very impressed, and not suprised.  Shine Louise Houston has shown before her talent at assembling a diverse cast of authentic, hot, eager, and sexy as hell performers, and together director and crew make amazing fuck movies.

I only wish I could focus more on the sex and less on the toys.  "Is that a New Wave?! And a Meteor Plug?! Hot."

doing the porn reporting so you don’t have to,

gladly,

jameson. 

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