Margaret Cho and I, we could have been tight.  Best buds, I’m sure.  Bff, if you will.

But I won’t, because I didn’t get elected to the board yesterday.  Ms. Cho is a board member here at GV, and should I have been elected, her and I would have been fast friends, swear to god.  Instead of me, the dude who answered all my super complicated sex questions will be her new fast friend, and I wish him luck.  Losing an election for the board of a sex positive company doesn’t suck so much when you lose to a guy with a PhD in adult sex education.  I mean, a PhD; who beats a really swell guy with a sex PhD?  Especially when that guy doesn’t blush for a second when you corner him in the break room and ask, "So, a custie called today wondering if it’s okay and safe for her male partner to piss in her asshole after he comes when they have anal sex?"  He rocks (and he said that if the couple is already fluid-bonded it’s okay, just as long as she understands that piss is acidic, and could burn, especially splashed upon the delicate tissues of the anal canal), and I’m sure he’s going to rock our Board of Directors. 

 I asked Mr. Board Man all my difficult sex questions, and now i have a question for you:

The topic of making a sex quiz has been floating around the blogfice* recently, and I am quite excited to make one.  However, I want to include as many people, as many types of people, as possible in this quiz.  I don’t want people to feel alienated and asexual through my questions and assumptions of answers.  So my question for you is this:

What do you hate about sex quizzes?  You all (hopefully) read my response to the "How good a lover are you?" quiz, and now I want to know what questions piss you off, hurt your feelings, make you throw your computer across the room, and stare blankly like "wha?".  What do you wish sex quizzes asked?  What do you think you deserve extra "sex points" for?  What about how you do sex matters to you?

Obviously this is highly informal.  To make it a little more accessible, I made up an email that I will be using exclusively for this blog, and to which I would love you send your responses (but if you prefer adding a comment below, feel free).  

Reply to:

gvjameson@gmail.com

If no one responds but the friends I’ve already gotten amazing feedback from, then the quiz will be about me and them.  Help me make it about you, too.

Thanks, and I look forward to your ideas/rants.

Oh, and if Margaret is reading:

I do have an open seat at my friend table, waiting just for you. Fyi, dude, fyi.

 .jameson.

*blog office: not really the office, and not really the blogosphere because the talk has all been in house. New Word! (and it sounds like a blog orifice, which  I am obviously totally down for.

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