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This morning, driving past the Holey Bagel store in Noe Valley, I said to my girlfriend, “I wonder how many things I would try to put my penis in if I had one.” We chatted about this for a minute, and the conversation ended with her calling me a “big ol’ perv”.

Review:
Hot dam Angelina. This toy came in our transfer yesterday, and I bought it before I left the store. Yes, it is a bit funny looking, and when my girlfriend opened the box she looked at me like I was crazy, but trust me on this one.

You know how the bottoms of most dildos are flat, for fantastic harness use? Well, what if you’re not using a harness? What if you just want to thrust that puppy back and forth with your hand? You have to grasp the flat bottom in an extremely uncomfortable manner, and your fingers start to hurt, and you try to adjust your positioning to make the whole process more about the fucking and less about the mechanics.

In slides Angelina. Besides the glorious way in which she fits the hole, she’s very easy to hold onto. There’s a little thumb-hole-thing that means no awkward gripping is necessary. Giving head while using the Angelina is a tad difficult because of that useful thumbholething, but I’m sure you’ll find a way, as I did.

And fucking yourself? Easy as pie. You can keep your hand flat, like you’re just tapping your cunt, and the lovely silicone lady does her thing.

In the words of my girlfriend two seconds after we started playing with the new funny looking toy, “I like this thing. Yeah. I like this thing alot!”

Tip/Answer:

Question: I don’t like tasting myself on my partner’s mouth after they give me head. I find myself avoiding either the oral sex or the post-oral kissing. I love makin’ out and getting head. Can’t a girl have it all?!

Answer: Of course you can have it all. You’re an American. My first question for you would be whether or not you’ve talked to your partner about this. Avoiding any part of intimacy without talking about it leaves lots of room for assumptions. “Am I doing something wrong?!” is probably the most common. Don’t leave him/her hanging.

With most sex questions, there are big suggestions and small suggestions. The big suggestion (which usually takes more work and time and introspection) would be to reconsider your own taste. Lots of people love girljuice, and while you don’t have to be one of them if you don’t want to, maybe think about why the taste bothers you. Sometimes the answer to this is as simple as “I just don’t like it,” but other people might find some shame around their body and the liquids that are produced. Liking (or simply accepting) your own taste doesn’t make you a lesbian, or dirty, or wrong.

That having been said, you have a few options here. A simple solution might be to keep a bottle of water next to the bed, and have your lover take a swig before kissing you. The same could go for a mint or a cookie or whatever floats your boat. A sexier solution would be to get that taste out of his or her mouth with the rest of your body. Ask your lover to suck on your fingers before sucking on your tongue, or to lick your stomach or neck or pretty much anywhere, so the bulk of your juices are placed on your skin and not into your mouth. This will lessen the taste, hopefully enough to suit your own.

A freshly cleaned pussy is less, um, potent, so a sexy shower for two might be another solution to your tasty dilemma. Nothing says love like soaping up your honey’s pot. *

*if you’re yeast infection prone, you might want to avoid the soapy part, though, and just stick to a good rinsing. Healthy vaginas are happy vaginas.

Sound good?
Good.

All about the holes, all about the love,
jameson.

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