Oh Mi Gawd
By Wildchyld • Feb 1st, 2007 • Category: BlogOhMiTreo
Technological sex toys are getting better and better these days. When I saw Misty’s post on OhMiBod I immediately started pondering how well it might work with my Treo700W. My brain was instantly flooded with visions of porno video clips and audio voice files. To make OhMiBod work with Treo you need to buy a small headphone adapter. If you are already using your Treo for music then you should already have the headphone adapter you need. After that OhMiBod will groove along to all of the sounds of your Treo including videos, ringers, wav files and any other clicks and clangs that you currently have set up.
Being the childlike geek that I am, my initial trial was with an episode of the Simpsons. Every D’oh and Woo Hoo set the OhmiBod into its highest vibe. Yes I know, it sounds horribly wrong but it works. Halfway through my test my .wav ringer of my boyfriend saying “it’s me answer the phone”, went off and the Ohmi buzzed right along with each melodic syllable.
I’ve got a million kinky ideas for how to use this sucker!
Audio files of your lovers voice commanding you to cum.
Herotica or other erotic stories on tape.
Wearing it and letting it vibrate you whenever the phone rings or a meeting reminder pops up on your today screen.
Connecting it to your computer while working and setting it up to make that out loud clacking sound for the ohmi to go along with.
The possibilities are endless!
Wildchyld is a cake eater.
Wildchyld is an activist, adult performer, web geek, and graduate student studying couples therapy. She hopes to change the world one orgasm at a time.
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