slave to the pussy.

By jameson • Jan 23rd, 2007 • Category: Blog

Yes, at the beck and call of the pussy I am.
Aren’t you?

Two tips for giving head (to pussy or a penis, whatever your mood might be):

1. Use your all of your mouth. Lips, tongue, gentle teeth and all. With blowjobs this happens almost by default; with carpet munching, not so much. It’s possible to use just the tip of your tongue. Possible, but not reccomended. Kiss the cunt with just your lips first, all wet and smooth (the inside of your bottom lip is especially helpful and delicious–it feels like the soft underside of your tongue) and then lick (and keep in mind all the shapes and textures you can make with your tongue–flat and rough and smooth and undulating and slow..and more). Scratch (gently, remember, gently) the outter labia with your teeth. And for the love of god, know what your teeth feel like. I have a snaggle tooth that makes contact with skin before the rest of my teeth do. I know this, and plan accordingly.

I hate watching a woman get head in porn because I rarely believe she’s enjoying it. Filming cunnilingus requires there to be something to see, thus the high-speed pointy-tongue flicking many pornstars employ. Not so enjoyable (to give or to get).

2. Use your spit. Forget about sleeping in the wet spot for a second and soak whatever it is you’ll be sexing. This makes it easier for your mouth to move around, and just plain feels good. Your own spit is also espeically useful when you give head to someone who has just gotten back from the gym, or has been camping, or jogs off the football field. If there’s no time to clean up, saliva will dilute the juices that were there before your mouth and maybe don’t taste the greatest.

Head is, in my opinion, one of the greatest sex gifts you can give your partner and yourself. It changes depending on your mood and desires. Want to feel warm and loved and special? Head. Want to feel slutty and dirty and cheap? Head. Gag or be gagged, suck or be sucked, lick or be licked, few things are more intimate or lustful.

I am, indeed, a slave to the pussy.
All excited now that I’ve been talking about head,
jameson.

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jameson is a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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  1. See people?? Even someone with a snaggletooth can give good head!

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