small and funny.
By jameson • Jan 8th, 2007 • Category: BlogYesterday I kicked out two teenage boys that wandered into the store.
“Are you two over 18?”
Teenager #1: Uh, yeah.
#2: (silence)
“Can I see your ID’s?”
#1: Uh, well….(voice trails off as he stares at the product on the walls)
#2: I’m 16.
“You guys can’t be in here if you’re not 18. I need to ask you to leave.”
1 & 2, staring, moving slowly towards the door.
#2, as he exits: I don’t need this place anyway. I may be only 16, but I’m already a freak in the sheets!
…and that was the highlight of my day.
take care,
jameson.
jameson is a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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