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Yesterday on my lunch break, I did a little google search on a new plastic surgery procedure called the “G-shot”. Bad idea. As I sat and ate my BLT and salad, I stared in horror at vagina after vagina, pre-op and post-op, sad testimonials after blinding admittance of insecurities.
Now yes, I am a lesbian. And yes, vag’s don’t really scare me. But BLT’s do not mix with labial close-ups. (on that note, what does, really?)
Okay, onto the G-Shot. Talk about some bad medicine. According to TheGshot.com, this procedure ” is a simple, nonsurgical, physician-administered treatment that can temporarily augment the Grafenburg spot (G-Spot) in sexually active women with normal sexual function”. The “treatment” is a shot o’ collagen into your “goddess spot” to plump it up and make it easier to find.
The procedure goes like this:
A doctor sits you in his/her office and explains to you what the g-spot is and where it can be found. Then you go into an examination room by yourself, find your g-spot, and call the doctor in. The doctor then uses your instructions to determine where to inject your vag’ with the plumper. Then you go home. Simple.
Sounds fantastic.
Until.
The website gives you this: “In the clinical investigational study of GSA, we found that 87% of women reported enhanced sexual arousal/gratification.” Still sounds goood. But wait.
Yesterday, when I looked further into the Physician part of the G-shot website, I found that the makers of the G-shot did their studies on women who were already visiting a vaginal rejuvination clinic, and that 87% of the women who got the shot didn’t know what their g-spots were before taking part in the study.
In other words, this study was done on women who were already all about cosmetic yoni surgery. In addition, due to the lack of a control group, we don’t know whether the women had “enhanced sexual arousal/gratification” because they were given education about their g-spots or because they got the g-shot injection.
This does not make for good science, folks. Sorry, but not really suprised.
Wanna find your g-spot without the aid of a needle filled with fake human fat? Try the New Wave, or the Heavenly G Kit, or your fingers (inserted and curled up and towards your belly button, rolling forward in a sexy ‘come hither’ motion).
Oh, and another interesting bit of info about the g-shot: The physician section of the website, where the actual procedure and studies were discussed, is now accessible only to those with a username and password. Hmm… wonder why?
Doing my best to plop honest sex info in front of ya’,
jameson.
