let’s bow our heads and give thanks.
By jameson • Nov 22nd, 2006 • Category: BlogBesides the usual “friends and family” bit, for the following things the turkey will be thanked:
1. Michelle Rodriguez outed by her girlfriend. Oh, Michelle. So hot, and such a carpetmuncher. Yay.
2. I work at a place where I get to say (most recently to an older gentleman visiting SF from Idaho, shopping for his wife) things like “There are no facial cum shots in The Perfect Secretary“, and (at least once a week, to whomever stands in the anal section of the store) “Have you ever tried starting with a finger in your anus?”
3. Someone called the store earlier today asking (honestly and nicely) “Can I shop in the store naked?” (to which I replied, “Sorry, no.” and he said “Okay, thanks” and hung up).
4. Being so completely in love has made me nicer this year. And more patient. And whole. This feels good.
6. Ani DiFranco has been playing on the cd player since before the store opened today and no one has turned her off.
7. GF bought christmas lights and hung her punching bag while I was in NYC over the weekend. Now I can tie her arms hugging the bag and take advantage of her underneath the fake starlike twinkle of holidaytime. How romantic.
8. While in NY, my brainscanner friend and I went to Lit, supposedly the badass bar of the city. Yes, it was early on a sunday night, and yes, we were the only people in the bar. However. I was nonetheless shocked to discover the bartenders and doorman playing Apples to Apples. For this, I am thankful.
9. The cable company hasn’t shut off our mooched cable yet. What would we do without CourtTV and The Girls Next Door?!
Other things I am thankful and grateful and happy for: the Lonestar, New Wave, and when people accidentally open the Chocolate Party Trays and so we have to eat the un-sell-able willies at work; how the midterm elections turned out; everyone I love is on their way to big, big things this year; I love my life; everything, and more…
And the as-sexy-as-it-gets tip of the day:
Use only new and sharp razors when bush whacking. Popping ingrown pussy hairs is enormously painful and extremely unsexy.
Always here to warn you of my mistakes and brag about my successes (so you can copy them, of course),
.jameson.
jameson is a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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I’m thankful for you Jameson!
me too! i’m thankful for jameson too!
yay Rodriguez, been waiting for this moment since childhood.
Yay twinkle of christmas lights for whatever your purpose.
And definitely YAY for apples to apples, may they never lead us astray.