first, for The Husbands:

Scarlett and Dita in Flaunt Magazine. I would provide a link here, but the Flaunt website sucks. Google it, my friends, or buy the magazine.

Then:

Halloween. The day sexy gets to happen without having to explain why. A permission day, if you will. Flaunt whatever you want, because you can always blame the costume. This weekend the naked ladies will be everywhere, pretending to be cats and mice and french maids and pirates; they will wobble on unsteady heels, drink too much alcohol, and forget that they’re wearing a skirt too short to sit in. Straight men and women like myself (raging insatiable homosexuals) love Halloween. No other day can you absorb such public nudity; no other time can you show the world how you truly see your sexy self.

Thus:

I’m going as a dirty old man.

Gray wig, highwasted pants, suspenders, bowtie. Cheap smut tucked into my pocket. Mirror attached to the bottom of my cane (for skirt spying, oh yes). Completely inappopriate comments flying out of my mouth (’I'd ask you to sit on my lap, little lady, but I’m afraid you might get poked!” and “I’d never ask you to pull my finger! But I got another thing you can pull, if you know what I mean…ehehe…”). Lots of lip licking and drool. My glorious wifey is going to be my glorious old wifey, with a “Heart Breaker” shirt and a bootyshakin’ ass.

Yes. I am very excited. Instead of pretending to be a kitten with big boobs, I’m going as an honest to goodness filthy pig. And the only thing I have to pretend is that I have gray hair.

Also, last night Critical Mass rode down Valencia for what seemed like forever. It was amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many bikes, so many bicyclists. Again, I fucking love San Francisco.

And: The Erotic Film competition was a HUGE success. I think we almost sold out the theater. The films were great and all, but what struck me the most was how all the winners publicly thanked GV. I forget sometimes how much we impact lives…It’s a good thing to remember.

The grand prize winner was from Idaho, and made his film for a class at City College.

Again: I love San Francisco.

Sex tip for the day? Go to www.goodvibes.com and find the Friends and Family 20% off coupon, and buy the toy that you’ve always been curious about. Dildos, butt plugs, vibrators, oh my!

(and let sexy out of the bag on more days than Halloween, damnit!)

yours in dirty old-man-ness,
jameson.

Recently:

Blow your nose or ….?
porn before sleep. obviously.
changes, growth.