Double Deez cleans dildos
Double Deez does the Deed

Okay so sometimes our floor models get dirty! Down right filthy! After an entire weekend of being poked and prodded on the sales floor we get to work on Monday and it’s time to clean off the dildos. Whenever it’s my turn to clean the dildos (we all take turns) I often find myself needing privacy. I mean sometimes when you are soaping up a dildo and a co-worker walks by and it just looks….well…you know….like you are giving a hand job in the bathroom. Especially if the dildo is really dirty and you are scrubbing it really hard. Your brow is furrowed. You are scrubbing furiously, surrounded by dildos. Lined up dirty ones waiting to be washed and clean ones waiting to go out onto the sales floor. My solution is closing the bathroom door when I am performing my…ahem..task. This sometimes feels dirtier than with the door open. It’s like I’m hiding something. Although, at Good Vibrations, when you walk into the bathroom with an arm load of dirty dildos the staff knows what’s going on. We would never take advantage of product.

PS. Just a disclaimer that I think that there is nothing wrong with giving or recieving hand jobs in bathrooms. Bathrooms can provide a quick moment of privacy for just that special occasion.



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  1. Syd on October 24, 2006 11:17 pm

    Yea for hand cleaning jobs in the bathroom. My favorite are the softskin models which collect the most filth and then you get to powder them afterwards. It’s way better than polishing the damn lucite!

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