a three way and then some.
By jameson • Oct 24th, 2006 • Category: BlogWithin the last week, Jameson did the following:
1. Drunkenly tried to convince my girlfriend that polyamory might be more appealing than she or I had previously thought. I have nothing against manyloves, but, when sober (and usually even when drunk) such is not the life for me. I like my onelove. I think hanging out with pornstar coworkers rewrites boundaries in the same way that hanging out with rich people does. “I could totally do that/afford that/live the way you do although I actually never could!”
2. Seductively told my girlfriend how I was going to write a blog about a “safe” way to have a threesome. You, your lover, and a suction cup dildo suctioned onto the headboard or wall behind your bed or shower stall. The extra fuckpart is less than a person, but more than nothing. And hot to watch, to boot.
3. Met Margaret Cho. Well, I shook her hand. Quickly. Then she looked away, towards the door. She was in a rush to leave, and I was in a rush to think of something clever to say and (suprise) ended up standing for that awkward second of “yeah, um.” instead. Didn’t you know that she’s one of our two new board members? Yes, so hopefully there will be more chances to “meet” Ms. FunnyLady herself.
4. Watched a man try to convince his unwilling girlfriend to try something new in the store. I am all for trying something new (hence the suction cup idea…I mean, c’mon), but forcing your partner to “just think about it!” while you’re in the middle of a sex store, surrounded by other people, all the while making her “I don’t think I want that” well up in slight tears and obvious embarassment is not sex positive. Talk about the store before you get here. Talk about what you want, what turns you on, what you might want to try. And if your partner says no (in the store or at home), discuss. Don’t force decisions when it comes to this stuff. Not only do you hurt the relationship, but you hurt the potential amazing sexual games you could have played had you handled the conversation in a more mature manner.
5. Decided that I’d like Scarlett Johansson to play me in my life movie. This is sad because I look a lot more like Kirsten Dunst, crooked teeth and all.
But in hope and in god-damn-she’s hot:
K’Dunst’ly yours,
.jameson.
jameson is a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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I was just talking with someone recently about how Kirsten Dunst’s talent seemed to decline after Interview with a Vampire/Little Women. Still not a bad person to share a likeness with.