double dipped.

By jameson • Oct 4th, 2006 • Category: Blog

Some people suprise their girlfriend with flowers after work. I bring home dildos and porn. The most recent addition to the little silicone army I’m creating is the Double Dipper. Long, purple, and with a bendyspine. Oh, so romantic.

This toy had been generating quite a buzz in the store amongst the staff. “It’s so straight!” “It’s so long!” “It’s so completely non-harnessable!” (on this last one, we took a harness off the wall and pulled the Double Dipper through. Very notsosexy.) We have nothing like it in the store; indeed, there’s not much like it around.

Yes, there are other double dildos. And there are other straight and long double dildos. But! Where are the other straight, long, and silicone doubles, hm? Nowhere, I tell ya. Nowhere.

So I took the DD home and introduced her to my girlfriend. Sweet gf had been asking for one of these for a while, so she was a little excited to try it out. Expectations were high, and expectations were met. Here’s a few of the highlights (in regards to the toy, and in very technical, factual detail, you pervs. No erotica for you today):

1. Length. This was a plus and a minus. Plus because there’s enough room (when a body is on each end of the dick) for a hand or two (or three) to move the dildo back and forth. Minus because you gotta be a little more aware of your cervix than with other dildos. There’s no end point here; therefore, you know when you’ve gone too far only when you know you’ve gone too far.
Another minus about the length is that you will not get cooch to cooch contact with this toy. It is impossible. However, if you’re a huge voyeur and like to watch everything that’s going on, you will be far enough from your partner to get a fantastically drippy view of every in and out in real time. Yum.
The length would also make this toy perfect for larger folks and people with disabilities.

2. Material. I’m lazy. Hella lazy. And I know that it’s really easy to warm up silicone by putting it in hot water for a few minutes, but I never really do this. But, the other cool thing about silicone is that if you are lazy like me, even if the dildo is cold for a second, it quickly warms with your body heat. Thus, when it was DD’s time to shine in my chilly little apartment, only a few goosebumps were had.
Being made out of silicone also made it super easy to clean (but the length also made it a bit tricky to boil…who really has a pot that big?)

3. Bendability. No, this won’t totally hold the curve you turn it into. Yes, it the bendy spine will help the toy not flop around when you pull it out before you put it in again.

I loved it. She loved it. Will you? Who knows.

But it’s worth a shot. Or a dip. A double dip.

…talk about some twice as nice action….

.jameson.

(ps….you could also strap on some vibrating cock rings, to provide the clit stimulation, should you feel so inclined….just a thought)

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jameson is a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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