My legs smell like a frat boy today. I used my girlfriend’s Abercrombie and Fitch men’s body lotion, and all of a sudden I feel like shouting obnoxious things like “Suck His Dick!” and “DrinkDrinkDrink!” while doing kegstands and double fisting plastic red cups filled with beer flavored water.
My girlfreind’s dog (ahem….my dog) […]

Ann Richards
I have to admit, I’m not always on the up-and-up when it comes to politics (my head is filled with so much pop culture, the room in the ol’ skull can get kinda cramped), but when the news of former Texas governor Ann Richards’ passing hit the headlines, it sparked my wee brain and […]

Love for the Bay Area that needs to come out:
Dyke March. Good Vibrations. Chapel of the Chimes. Naan N Curry. The Parkway. Folsom St. Fair. Trannyshack. The mass amounts of very attractive gay men. And the fact that I can have my girlfriend and my dog […]

Don’t Pump Your Penis and Drive!
Come on people, really….do we need to start a billboard campaign?
A Slovak driver disregarded a yield sign and hit a bus. Knocked unconscious, he was found to have a penis pump on his…well, penis of course.
It looks like this driver wasn’t yielding to much of anything, especially common sense. […]

Today Reuters Health posted an article stating that “Though some women worry that labor and delivery will harm their sex life after pregnancy, a new study finds no evidence that childbirth itself affects a woman’s long-term sexual function.”
The taboo surrounding sex and pregnancy has always baffled me, almost as much as the taboo around sexually […]