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Apparently some scientist in the Ukraine created a musical condom that costs only 20% more than a traditional condom and changes tunes depending on position and gets louder when intensity increases. My brain immediately began wandering to images of techno “boom chick boom chick” matching an amorous man’s cock strokes. As I giggled aloud, I began wondering what else this inventor has come up with in the past.
His last invention was called Anti Sleep. It was designed to verbally warn men who were falling asleep at the wheel with their child’s voice saying “Daddy? You are falling asleep at the wheel! I do not want to be an orphan!””
I can only imagine what life must be like living with this guy. I keep picturing professor Frink from the Simpsons wearing a techo condom screaming “Honey, I stayed awake long enough to get home and bang you, glaven”.
