My legs smell like a frat boy today. I used my girlfriend’s Abercrombie and Fitch men’s body lotion, and all of a sudden I feel like shouting obnoxious things like “Suck His Dick!” and “DrinkDrinkDrink!” while doing kegstands and double fisting plastic red cups filled with beer flavored water.
My girlfreind’s dog (ahem….my dog) […]