penis pumps, penis pictures, and a…..
By Judi B. • Sep 12th, 2006 • Category: BlogDon’t Pump Your Penis and Drive!
Come on people, really….do we need to start a billboard campaign?
A Slovak driver disregarded a yield sign and hit a bus. Knocked unconscious, he was found to have a penis pump on his…well, penis of course.
It looks like this driver wasn’t yielding to much of anything, especially common sense. Can you really be that horny that you can’t wait until your car is in park until you decide to pump it up?
Maybe he was practicing on his way to the gas station?
Be Careful Who You Send Your Penis To!
Well, your penis picture anyway. In Seattle, Jason Fortuny, a web developer, decided to do a little experiment on Craigslist.org.
The goal: “Posing as a submissive woman looking for an aggressive dom, how many responses can we get in 24 hours?”
Okay, hahah. Funny little experiment, right?
Well, then he posted each and every response, complete with email addresses and photos to Encyclopedia Dramatica. (warning: explicit photos)
Gosh, do you think anyone was upset? Uh, yes. (Including at least one surprised wife). These guys are uh, pissed. They just wanted to dominate a sub, geeez!
So, here’s a little reminder…when you push SEND, it’s gone—whatever you have chosen to send, attached to an email address. So, think carefully before you push, or your penis may end up published.
Perhaps I should make t-shirts?—
“My penis picture went to a Craigslist ad and all I got was a lousy embarrassing posting on Encyclopedia Dramatica!”
Hey, hey, I’m openly gay!
…and conservative, and a republican…so vote for me, says State Sen. Paul Koering, from Minnesota.
And just when it seems like, despite his conservative views, he’s an equal rights advocate (which would make sense, no?):
But last year, Koering was the only Republican in the Senate to join Democrats in opposing an effort to force a floor vote on a constitutional gay marriage ban.
He backs down!
Indeed, since that 2005 vote, he has changed course, siding with fellow Senate Republicans in more recent efforts to get a statewide vote on the definition of marriage.
Boo! Bad Gay!
Even Angelina and Brad won’t stand for that, Mr. Koerning.
Someone get that guy a copy of There Goes the Neighborhood and fast!
Until next time….
Judi B. is a cake eater and the ex-editor of GV Magazine. Her idea of a perfect day would involve: mimosas in bed, Huevos Rancheros with real red chili, a phone call from her mom, a trip to the dog beach, and cocktails with friends while watching America’s Next Top Model. She shares her life with her hot librarian girlfriend and their two brilliant pit bulls. She has over 80 neck-ties.
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