A few weeks ago, GreenPeace issued a press release calling for the ban of phthalates in adult novelties in the European Union. This is not the first time there that phthalates have been banned, but it is the first time the safety of sex toys, and sex toy material, has been discussed in such a […]

Musical condoms
Apparently some scientist in the Ukraine created a musical condom that costs only 20% more than a traditional condom and changes tunes depending on position and gets louder when intensity increases. My brain immediately began wandering to images of techno “boom chick boom chick” matching an amorous man’s cock strokes. As I giggled aloud, […]

(and what kind of blogger are you, really, if you don’t write a lil’ drunk at least once?)
Handing out lube samples at the Folsom St. Fair so many women looked at me like I was offering to fuck them right there, right then. Their faces (on top of necks connected to torsos wearing fancy […]

Baby is in bed supposedly asleep. Big Girl is with CP. House is clean(kind of) and I am just sitting here waiting for THE MOST PROMISING PERSON I THINK I’VE MET IN THE LAST THREE YEARS to come over. I think I’m going to die…

This past Sunday, thousands of kinky friendly folks gathered for this year’s Folsom Street Fair. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Folsom Fair, it’s the worlds largest leather, alternative and kinky street fair in the world. Now in its 23rd year the fair attracts close to a half a million people and donates […]