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Lindsay’s good vibes
I’m no fan of Lindsay Lohan (too skinny, too spoiled, too much a mess), but I have to say…she’s a good gifter.
According to Life Style Extra in the UK, Linds “has been making her female friends laugh by sending them sex toys as she wanted to cheer them up.”
Make them laugh? Like….”Ha, ha, look, I got a vibrator from my friend Linsday! Ha ha ha, um, excuse me, I’m laughing so hard I must go lie down…..” Mm, hmm.
Speaking of laughing…these sex toys will make you cry!
As reported in ShortNews.com, it was announced in the state media that one ton of sex toys made in China was seized in Vietnam.
The sex toys (and Viagra, but Viagra is not a sex toy) were hidden in a truck filled with onions. Onions? Ew! Couldn’t they find a nice…potato truck? Or artichokes!….they’re an aphrodisiac, or so they say.
The driver of the truck has been arrested and questioned. Poor guy…all he was trying to do was spread a little joy. Like Santa, but better.
Stealing penis pumps just isn’t cool, man
Especially if you’re stealing from The Erox Lifestyle Centre in Wellington, New Zealand…because John Frew is gonna get you (or at least embarrass you a lot).
John Frew, owner of the sex toy store, posted the security cam picture of the culprit, along with a note that reads, “When will he pay for the penis pump he stole?”
And…unarguably the bestline from this story…
“Mind you, truth is complete defence against defamation, so if this guy has taken the penis pump then it is unlikely to stand up in court.”
Ha ha, he said unlikely to stand up.
Anyway…Remember Yanni?
Yanni can be naughty, or so says his ex.
She claims that the Greek musician “has a wacky sex toy collection that he organises by size and colour and obsessively cleans.”
And that’s weird…how?
And this is for my librarian girlfriend….
Hmmm, and here I thought she was busy looking up research terms! It turns out that people are learning a whole lot about sex on Wikipedia.
Are we shocked that 5 out of the top 10 searches on this informational site are about sex? Uh, well, I’m not, but hey, this is my job!
#3—Gay Porn Stars!
Gosh I love information, don’t you?
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“You just ruined my life!”Another Reason Why Sweden is the best place everShame on the fat = gas guzzler articles!
More people should send their friends sex toys. I feel that much of the strife and depression in the world could be eased through orgasm.
I’m only surviving my Freshman year of college because of my Laya.
and Wiki isn’t quite as good as the GV guide to sex, which my mother gifted to me at 13 along with a Hitachi Magic Wand.
what can I say, she was a hippie.
and Librarians are hott.