If you (like me) fast forward through all things related to plot in your porn, keep reading. If, however, you need sex in context (with characters and sets and some sort of storyline) this upcoming list is not for you. I will suggeest titles for you next. First, for my like-minded sex-on-tv watchers, my reccomendations:

–note: all of the following titles are currently carried by GV. I get to rent them for free, so my thin wallet requires I keep my selection in the store–

Crack Her Jack 3- Directed by John Leslie. A little too much AtM for me (AtM = ass to mouth; when a male performer puts his dick in an asshole, takes it out, then puts it in a mouth. Clever title, I know. Also a clever way to get cooties if you don’t wash yourself in between holes. Currently a highly popular act in porn that caters to the edge that needs to be pushed). But overall, some of the best 3some action around. No plot, no characters, no clothes. Just hot sex.

Fashionistas–the only plot driven video that contains aggressive, sloppy, anal-obsessed, slap-happy, spit-friendly, latex-clad porn with a touch of romance. Downside to this movie is that if you start here, there’s nowhere else to go. Once you go Fashionistas you can’t go back. Also not the greatest for background sex while you’re fucking. Too much plot. Although Belladonna is so worth just looking at, even when she’s fully clothed and just standing there. And the girl is flexible.

Belladonna’s Fucking Girls 3; Belladonna’s Fetish Fanatic 2; Evil Pink; Evil Pink 2: Bella Bella Bella. For dirty sloppy “put as much into that bumhole as possible” sex, Bella is your girl. Damn. She’s the nastiest female performer that makes gaydars go CRAZY with how much she loves fucking girls. Damn. Evil Pink 2 has a big toe in the ass scene. Evil Pink has the hottest female ejaculation scene ever, starring Bella and Cytheria. Their chemistry is insane (taking your eyes off this duo is so difficult that you don’t even blink once while they’re fucking. Honestly). If you think you hate girl/girl porn, rent this and change your mind.

Cheating Housewives: Runny mascara, spit-for-lube and for the hell of it, growling women who deep throat longer and harder than the rest, beautiful women who love being in the middle of a dp, happiness. Probably the sloppiest porn we carry. Not for the newcomer. (Oh, and dp = double penetration. Two cocks in one woman; usually one in her ass and one in her pussy. Sometimes both in her ass, as in Catherine, sometimes both in her vagina, as happens in none of the dvds we currently carry. Sometimes a dildo or two instead of a dick. Check out a hot as hell all girl dp in the first scene of The Crash Pad).

Fresh Meat 17: Also directed by John Leslie. My favorite of his ever popular Fresh Meat series. Leslie knows how to cut to the chase and keep it running. The scenes are longer than in most videos, and the enthusiasm does not die as the stars fuck along. Unlike Cheating Housewives, John Leslie flicks don’t favor sloppy spitty lube-y sex. Very clean cut, very well lit, very professional and direct. You can’t really go wrong with Leslie.

What did I miss? Let me know. What are you favorites?

sloppily yours,
jameson.

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