Several key things are happening right now that perhaps you, my reading audience, can assist with.

1) There’s this guy… Ha, just kidding. Well, not really because there is this guy… O.K. thing is there’s this boy and he’s my friend and we like each other and stuff but the last coupla times I tried to force him to hang out with me he was awfully sweet and everything but he also had “other plans”. So, here I am with a sudden window as it were about to open in my (I think already quite well established extremely packed) schedule and I want to find him but I also REALLY don’t know if I can handle the (again really very nice) rejection. I mean, i could use my evening in some other productive manner e.g. getting some sleep or going out with some other friends or whatever… thing is… I kinda… well. The thing is, I want to get l.a.i.d! That’s right people, the Chickster wants to get touched in a way that is considered by most to be inappropriate workplace behavior…. {sigh} Oh, well. P’raps I will just not do anything and see what happens. Actually, now that i REALLY think about it, a decent night’s sleep does seem pretty sexy …

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