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Judah and Judi B. finish their Q & A about gay boy and gay girl sex….
Judah: Is cunnilingus a must?
JB: YESSSS!!!!! Wait, did I scream that? Well, maybe not EVERYONE would agree, but I think the general consensus would be something like: YESSSS!!!!
Here’s a funny story. A friend of mine had a friend who was dating a girl who didn’t like to go down on women. ‘YOU GOT A BUNK LESBIAN,” my friend told her, “trade her in.” Eventually she did.
When you know how good it feels, and learn how to best please your lover this way…it’s like an adrenalin rush….on either end, receiving or giving.
JB: Do boys always swallow?
Judah: No. Why must you be so black & white? I’m aware of a rather common fantasy that’s about tasting cum—how sexy the idea is, and hot, and oh, yeah, I can’t wait—but then once you’ve experienced orgasm, that idea isn’t quite as appealing. It’s as if the thought is a lot hotter than the object itself, but again—I GROSSLY GENERALIZE. Folks write volumes on how to make your cum taste better, so what do I know?
Judah: Does sex between women need to mean more than just “sex”? Is affection, love, etc necessary for the connection to be made?
JB: No, thank you. Contrary to popular belief, dykes, lesbians and queer women sometimes have sex because they are horny and want to fuck, release tension, come, make someone else come, etc. Or maybe they’re attracted to each other’s physical appearance and could care less about having a relationship. Shocking, isn’t it? It’s funny that some people may picture lesbian sex as a session of massage and gentle kissing, followed by a trip to the coffee shop. I remember having a conversation about sex with a gay boy friend of mine once. He kept saying “you do THAT?” We were talking about fisting. And spitting. And anal sex. He had no idea. I think he thought it was all about oral sex and gentle affection and that’s it. Not to say that love and affection doesn’t make for hot sex, because that’s true too.
JB: Percentage spent jacking off yourself vs. jacking off each other?
Judah: Depends on the couple. And whether you’re together or not. Certainly, if two guys are doing it, both options are possible, but I don’t think there’s a mathematical equation to figure out the ratio (speaking of math, what’s the big deal with Soduku puzzles all of a sudden? it’s like the Rubik’s cube).
Judah: Do lesbians like anal sex in spite of the absence of a prostate?
JB: Well, the ass has a lot of nerves, so anal stimulation can feel good, even sans prostate. My friends don’t really come out and say things like, “oh my god, I love it up the ass!!” but I get the impression that a lot of them are into ass play. Maybe not full-on, stick that really big dildo in there, hard! Or maybe so…who’s to say. But my final answer is….probably maybe so.
JB: Do gay boys like their nipples played with, considering their undeveloped mammary glands?
Judah: Do men enjoy nipple play? I should say so! Well, some of them at least. The nipple is chock full of nerve endings. Some guys don’t get turned on at all by touching their nips, but many love it. It’s been said that there’s even a direct connection between the nips and the dick. I don’t know anything about chakras, but I bet there’s one hiding in there somewhere… Just as it is with women—some like clit stimulation, others are cool with vaginal sex alone—same with guys. (See, we’re more alike than anyone cares to admit).
Those perennial quizzes they ask kids to stump them in biology class when discussing evolution - ‘why do we have an appendix?’ ‘why do men have nipples?’ – well, now, the truth can be told. It’s for sexual stimulation. What would my 9th Grade Bio teacher say to that?
Judah: OK, what’s the deal with Angelina Jolie?
JB: Um, please see “cunnilingus” answer and picture her lips. But seriously, from the start AJ wasn’t your typical “Hollywood” beauty…she was a bit rough around the edges, tough and a tomboy. Have you seen Foxfire (circa 1996)? She enters the scene motorcycle boots first. (Biting hand). And then of course there was the whole public “bisexuality” thing. I remember reading this AJ quote: “Honestly, I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I’m walking down the street.” http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/lesbianactors/p/AngelinaJolie.htm. And that pretty much did it for me.
JB: Do all gay men want to do Anderson Cooper or what?
Judah: Yes. Don’t ask me why, I can’t explain it.
Judah: why do you hate men? (JUST KIDDING)
JB: Lesbians don’t hate men, we all just hate you, specifically. (JUST KIDDING!)
JB: What are the biggest misconceptions people have of boy-boy sex?
Judah: That it’s dirty. Or that asses are not sexual. Or that anal sex is always painful (even if it starts out that way). Or that there’s necessarily a Top or a Bottom (see Pot & Kettle blog #1).
Thanks for reading our Q & A blogs! We hope you learned something, laughed, cried, snorted in excitement, or all of the above!
Keep on trucking, wear your seatbelts, and remember…safe sex is hot sex!
—the Pot (Judah) & Kettle (Judi B.)
