Work is work, no matter what you do. Right? Well, yes and no. Here at the GV corporate offices, you’ll find us faxing, emailing, running reports, having meetings, discussing sales numbers, and so on. That’s the “yes” part.

Here’s where the “no” comes in: we sell sex toys, which means we are faxing, emailing, running reports, having meetings and discussing sales numbers about dildos, butt plugs, vibrators, lube, condoms, and other “feel-good” goodies.

There’s no denying we are not your typical company.

Walking around the GV office (keeping in mind that I’ve worked here for a few years and have but a vague memory of what the offices were like at my old job in publishing) I start to notice things that, to the non-GVer, may indeed stick out. I guess we take it for granted that there are sex toys lying around and posters on the walls from vendors, many of which probably wouldn’t really fit into your average office décor.

(That reminds me—once, when my mother came to SF for a visit, she met me at work. I remember saying, “Mom, don’t look over at that desk!” There were several dildos lined up on my co-workers desk, ready for their web photo shoots. She didn’t look. Then we went to lunch.)

Anyway, I decided to take a little tour with my camera the other day—and I hope you enjoy taking a little inside peek at what it’s like at the GV headquarters!

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On another note: I don’t know if ya’ll have heard of the website Overheard in the Office—www.overheardintheoffice.com—but it’s a site devoted to funny overheard bits. People can submit some of the things they’ve overheard at work, on the streets, etc., and we all know that some real verbal gems can come from the little tidbits you aren’t supposed to hear!

Here at the GV offices, sometimes things are said, that if they were said in a “normal” office, may not really “work”…i.e, may be considered, ah, unusual to say the least.

I asked some of my co-workers to send me some of their favorite overhead bits, and here are they are:

“I’m the yoni-master, dude”

“Get that vulva off of Angelina’s head!”

“Here, just put this over your mouth…it won’t hurt.”

“I don’t know… the brown is nice but is anyone really looking for a dick in orange?”

“I’ve had my nose on dicks all day”
and
“I’ve had my nose pressed up against every cock in this place.” (said while sniffing dildos)

“Is this one too big or not big enough?”

“What’s the C-Spot?—Ohhhh, the clit!”

“Oh my god - they put little piggies in the vulva!”

“I can’t get my finger out.”

“I’ll take anal!” (Referring to the end of a phone conversation when being asked which masturbation sleeve was preferred).

“Wait, what the hell is a ‘pink sock’?????” (you’ll have to check that out on the web if you’re curious because I refuse to expand on that!)

“Wow, these feel real.”

“Make love like a soulless robot, or put a paperbag over your partners’ head….what?”

As you can see, we have a good time here at the GV offices, and we hope you enjoy the end results of our work, because we do take pleasure seriously! Speaking of….be sure to check out my new favorite—the Outlaw. Wowza.

Until next time…

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