Why am I doing this? The web folks keep bugging us to write about our lives here at GV, so maybe I’ll finally take them up on it. Just what is it like working at the nation’s finest purveyor of sex toys & education? And how did I end up here? Good questions.
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Just putting that out there. Although it did engender a really neat simile all the way out of the sunny shores of Tex-ass.
Me: Dating sucks.
Angel: Aw.
Me: No really. Noone says what they really want so they think you’re kidding or something when you say what you really want then they get all weird and sensitive […]

I used to watch porns on mute when I knew someone was in the next room. For about nine months I lived in a house with seven (yes, seven) other people. I didn’t hide the fact that I watch a lot of porn, but the girl in the room next to me was […]